A little church humor

By EvangelismCoach • February 24, 2008

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Can you imagine what it would be like if churches were marketed as breakfast cereals?

Post Modern Flakes, I tried these, there were too Sweet and I needed to take Alka-Stetzer
Frosted Liturgicals, best served chilled with extra trappings
Reform Church Crunch, now 25% more fortified against change
Holy Ghost Toasties, a scoop of nuts in every box!
Cell Church Congra-bits, homemade flavor, less committees
Cheeful-ios, Popped with psychology and a pat of answers
Praisin’ Bran, All Hymns for Older Believers
Multisite-O-Meal, merging with a church near you!
Sweet-N-Seeker, Flavored with tasty sound bites
Contempo-Pops, new from HillSong Farms