Can you imagine what it would be like if churches were marketed as breakfast cereals?
- Post Modern Flakes, I tried these, there were too Sweet and I needed to take Alka-Stetzer
- Frosted Liturgicals, best served chilled with extra trappings
- Reform Church Crunch, now 25% more fortified against change
- Holy Ghost Toasties, a scoop of nuts in every box!
- Cell Church Congra-bits, homemade flavor, less committees
- Cheeful-ios, Popped with psychology and a pat of answers
- Praisin’ Bran, All Hymns for Older Believers
- Multisite-O-Meal, merging with a church near you!
- Sweet-N-Seeker, Flavored with tasty sound bites
- Contempo-Pops, new from HillSong Farms
Okay, just having a little fun there.
Source: Ministry Marketing Coach.