Real Confusing Church Sign

This is a real church sign.

If you are thinking about adding church signage as part of your church outreach, be a little bit more careful with how your church sign reads.

I’m not sure what to do with the language on this church sign.

If I am a guest, what am I allowed to park here when I make my visit?

I’ve removed the church name because I don’t want to call them out publicaly.